Justin Bieber Offered A Million Bucks To Have Life-Sized Dildo Made Of His Infamous Penis

Mike Wass | October 26, 2015 3:38 pm
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In case you’ve been in a coma or lost in the wilderness for the last month, full frontal nude pics of Justin Bieber surfaced online a couple of weeks ago and everyone is quite impressed with his penis — including his dad. It shouldn’t come us much of a surprise then that someone came up with the great idea of turning the Bieberconda into a sex toy. In fact, the amazingly-titled company Clone-A-Willy has offered the pop star $1 million to make a life-sized dildo based on his junk.

“Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows… quite well-endowed,” a leaked letter from the company reads. “You can only imagine… a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and Clone-A-Willy in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his dating life.” How considerate of them to show concern for the marketing of new LP Purpose (due November 13)!

“We know that Justin is a big celebrity and our offer is commiserate [sic] with someone of his enormous stature,” the letter concludes. “We are offering Mr. Bieber a million dollars to endorse Clone-A-Willy.” While the chances of Justin agreeing are slim (he turned down $2 million to do gay porn), the prospect of owning of an exact replica of the “What Do You Mean?” hitmaker’s dong is sure to fill the heart of every true Belieber with joy and longing.

[Via Attitude].

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