American Music Awards 2015: Justin Bieber Wears Nirvana T-Shirt, Poses With Paula Abdul — What In The Living Fuck Is Happening?!?
Back in 1989, when Justin Bieber was interning at Sub Pop, he came to a personal, pivotal crossroads moment: should he go back to school when the summer was over and finish the last two semesters of his college career, ensuring he’d travel down the path to corporate American sell-outdom, or should he throw it all in the fucking fire and hop on a van bound for the East with the dudes from Nirvana and become the slayingest, killingest damn roadie ever with the raddest underground band in the U.S. of A.?
Well, we all know how history played out, gang: Justin traded in academia for rock excess, banged Paula Abdul 14 times backstage at the VMAs alone that year and was LIKE THAT with Kurt Cobain. I mean, they were inseparable bruhs, and word has it JB even set Kurt up with Mary Lou Lord on a blind date that ended with the former puking on the latter’s skirt in an the alleyway behind Newbury Comics at 4:30 a.m. awhile Justin held both of their hair back.
What a solid dude. Worship at the altar of Bieber’s D above, comrades.