Macklemore’s Erotic Justin Bieber Fan Art Will Ruin Your Breakfast

Macklemore was the subject of Rolling Stone profile a few days ago, and sure there’s plenty of talk about addiction and white privilege and surely some other insights into the polarizing rapper’s life. But obviously the most important revelation is this odd detail about the Seattle rapper’s home decor — namely, that he has an erotic nude painting of Justin Bieber.

On the ground floor is a recording room with a ton of audio gear, a wall of guitars and racks of outlandish garments spouting sequins, fringe and feathers. “Those are Ben [Haggerty, Macklemore’s real name]’s,” Lewis notes. There is a kitschy velvet painting of a bald eagle, an oil painting of Drake dancing and a transfixing rendition of a naked Justin Bieber with maple syrup pouring down his chest onto a pancake balanced on his boner. “Ben spent a lot of time buying weird stuff on Etsy,” Lewis says.

Well, Vulture did some sleuthing and found the flapjack fan fic on Etsy by artist Dan Lacey, so now you can peruse this piece of Bieber smut to decide if you want to spruce up your breakfast nook.

bieber pancake erotic painting
CREDIT: Dan Lacey/Etsy

How long until Macklemore issues an apology to the true Belieber breakfast porn community?