Can’t Make This Up: Justin Bieber’s Testicles Trigger Legal Battle

Mike Wass | August 30, 2017 4:49 pm
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Between those paparazzi pics, a peen print and Selena Gomez’s hacked Instagram account, I seem to spend an inordinate amount of time writing about Justin Bieber’s genitals. The latest drama involving his (not so) private parts comes from TMZ. They are reporting that the pop star sought medical attention for a twisted testicle at a hospital in Long Island, New York in May. Only an employee nameed Kelly Lombardo got it into her head that he was really there to treat an STD and decided to check his file. She was fired for breach of privacy and is now suing for wrongful dismissal.

This is what TMZ has to say amount the matter, if you’re really concerned about the state of Justin’s genitalia:

Sources connected to Justin tell TMZ, he did NOT go to the hospital for an STD. They say he had been playing soccer and suffered a painful injury. Justin “WebMD’d himself” into a tizzy and believed he had testicular torsion, a serious condition caused when a spermatic cord becomes twisted cutting off the flow of blood to the attached testicle. It almost always requires surgery.

Happily (?), the hitmaker only had a swollen testicle and was immediately sent home. The only good thing to come out of this story is the knowledge that Justin also plays amateur doctor on WebMD, which is very relatable. Cleanse this absurd news story from your mind by listening to his latest single below.

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