Christina Aguilera Trolls Us With New Perfume Commercial
Christina Aguilera’s forever-delayed 8th LP is still M.I.A., but she does have a new perfume on the way. Yay? The semi-retired pop star announced a fragrance called Definition via a typically glamorous commercial. Xtina struts into an elegantly-decorated room wearing a baby pink jacket and nothing else. The tagline doesn’t make any sense (“a woman’s definition is her inner strength”), but the 36-year-old looks gorgeous. And I enjoyed the humble brag at the end about her having the “#1 awarded celebrity brand.”
However, I can only muster so much enthusiasm for a new bottle of perfume. Particularly, when I know Christina is sitting on a bunch of unreleased songs. It’s getting to the point where she could just throw a couple of rejects on SoundCloud or Spotify to keep fans interested. Fergie is a case in point of an artist losing their fan-base due to eternal delays and setbacks. I’d hate the same thing to happen to Xtina. On the bright side, it looks like she’s working with Mark Ronson (below), so something might be coming. Eventually.