When Miley Cyrus’ “lap dance” for producer Adam Shankman at The Last Song wrap party hit the Internet earlier this week, the jaws of Miley fans across the globe hit the floor. Miley’s parents, Billy Ray and Leticia, weren’t at the event to step in, and the family could not be reached for comment. So we decided to make up our own. Flip through to see just what the Cyruses have to say about Miley’s untamed lap dance. More »
Nashville Star‘s sixth season premiered last night on NBC, which brought one question to mind: Six seasons? Really? And another: Should I be watching this debacle?
Last night’s CMT Music Awards–the country-music television network’s version of its sister network MTV’s Video Music Awards–veered into “a little more than slightly excruciating” territory when co-host Miley Cyrus tripped her way through a Taylor Swift intro in which she talked about texting the glittery-guitar-hoisting country protege incessantly, an endless setup to what would be one of many “ha ha, Dad, I’m paying your bills!” zingers that the Hannah Montana star sent in the direction of her father/svengali, “Achy Breaky Heart” singer Billy Ray Cyrus. (Yes, he performed the line dance that sent him and his mullet to stardom back in 1992, the same year his cash cow was sired.) The opening skit, in which Trace Adkins and his really greasy mop tried currying favor with everyone from Donald Trump to the three remaining Presidential candidates in order to get passes to the show, also mined that route; its final punchline was that Billy Ray was making extra scratch by scalping tickets, which were of course hot properties because of his daughter’s presence. That girl is going to be so messed up in three years. Full list of winners–which includes three awards for Kellie Pickler, two for Taylor Swift, and one for that super-creepy video where Jon Bon Jovi and Leann Rimes make out–after the jump.
Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter, Miley, are going to host the 2008 CMT Music Awards, which air April 18. More »
This Billboard notice about “crooner-turned-actor” Billy Ray Cyrus’ new project–one of those kinda days–did make me wonder why the guy needs to star in a straight-to-video flick about a bait shop when he should be chilling at home taking a Scrooge McDuck paddle through his daughter’s earnings. More »
Raise your hand if you thought that, in 2007, a major newspaper would be printing “news” about Billy Ray Cyrus’ hairstyle. (It has layers! And highlights! But it is, sadly, party-in-the-back free.) More »
Raise your hand if you thought that, in 2007, a major newspaper would be printing “news” about Billy Ray Cyrus’ hairstyle. (It has layers! And highlights! But it is, sadly, party-in-the-back free.) More »
Raise your hand if you thought that, in 2007, a major newspaper would be printing “news” about Billy Ray Cyrus’ hairstyle. (It has layers! And highlights! But it is, sadly, party-in-the-back free.) More »
