• We spared you the sight of Gene Simmons’ bare ass, and instead wondered what the star of the latest sex tape scandal likes to play when he’s knockin’ boots. • Is a Billy Joel ticket really worth almost $10k? Is anything? • Walt Jabsco and Jello Biafra got robbed. More »
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• Maura slogged through Grammys once again without losing her mind! Third time’s the charm! • She even managed to stay sane enough to offer some helpful tips for next year’s broadcast. • Meanwhile, Herbie Hancock ran away with Album Of The Year and everyone went batshit. More »
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• The Bonnaroo announcement led to copyeditors’ oversights and conspiracy theories. • Tom Petty played the Super Bowl, inspiring many polite nods and musings about next year’s halftime headliner. More »
Thanks to this week’s sponsors, who are more excited about the New Kids On The Block reunion than any other development in music this year save the Rachael Ray SXSW party. If you’d like to join this group of non-abstainers, more information can be found here. More »
• American Idol: this shit is exhausting already. • Loudmouthed TV chef type thing Rachael Ray is courting indie bands for a SXSW showcase. Now let us never speak of her on a music blog again. • Rakim and Nas and… More »
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• We learned that Chinese Democracy has been ready since December. Only 49 Tuesdays left in 2008, guys! • Delilah speaks! She may be the only person in the world who isn’t sick of that Plain White T’s song. • American Idol got spoiled, sexless, and stupid. More »
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