Bloggers have been pretty quick to declare “Fashion,” the new single from Hills star Heidi Montag, the worst song of the year, if not ever. “This is no more a real song or a real stab at a music career than The Hills is real life,” says the A.V. Club’s The Hater. While I don’t plan on putting it in my top ten list or writing a ponderous essay about which parts were probably written by Heidi and which were written by producers that were perhaps trying to bring out the Heidi in Heidi, I can’t share the mouth foaming-offense that others have taken.
One would think that RS’ head honchos would have held the $25k-a-throw hooker story for pairing with the inevitable Ashley Alexandra Dupre cover, but I guess desperate times call for desperate measures. More »
Well, either someone’s not telling the truth about Monday’s Britney Spears/Heidi Montag musical trainwreck/duet or someone is editing our troubled celebrities together in duet tracks that were never meant to be! More »
A new Britney Spears song just premiered on Ryan Seacrest’s soon-to-be-nationwide radio show, and for some reason Britney, who still has a whole album’s worth of good dance-pop tunes to release to radio, is now lowering herself to duet with that chick from The Hills who made the really crummy music… More »
TGIF teen queen gossip daily double: Heidi Montag–which is a thing that apparently appears on the MTV?–released her “debut pop music video” last week. Somehow we missed this momentous occasion. More »