Kevin Federline claims to have made less than $10,000 from his music career since May, evidently surviving off child support and that Super Bowl ad. Yesterday, Federline’s lawyer released financial documents in court as part of his custody battle against Britney Spears. More »
Obviously mash-ups are, like, so over, but sometimes…sometimes it just feels so right! Ladies and gentlemen: RadioFed, the unholy brainchild of some NYU creative types, and the single greatest MySpace music page in existence. More »
– Bobby Brown had trouble remembering his song lyrics during a recent Hamptons gig. When in doubt, he should always hold close to that ancient Zen koan: “For while man may be too hot to handle, he is also, conversely, too cold to hold.” [Page Six] – The Cult has signed with New Wilderness, an… More »
Oh, how the once-mighty Suge Knight has fallen: A decade ago, he was a music-biz kingpin, overseeing a vast, empire of mediocrity; and now, he’s attending C-list parties with guys who like Kevin Federline–only to wind up verbally haranguing one of those aforementioned guys. More »
– Kevin Federline will get $1 million from his divorce settlement, which will allow him to buy approximately 166,944 used copies of Playing With Fire from Amazon, plus two sticks of Axe Dry. More »
– EMI is moving to Jersey City, where a state-law loophole allows for a landfill dedicated to storing copies of the last Dandy Warhols album. [New York Observer] – Despite rumors, Morrissey will not be participating in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest, most likely out of fear of Lordi. More »
In what will probably be Kevin Federline’s best piece of press all week–and, we swear, our last mention of this ferret-eyed nincompoop forever–The Smoking Gun has published his tour rider. More »
Despite a 28% drop in sales, the soundtrack to the Billy Ray Cyrus-and-spawn Disney Channel vehicle Hannah Montana held on to the Billboard 200’s No. 1 slot this week.Hannah’s 203,000 copies sold bested Barry Manilow, whose The Greatest Songs of the Sixties came in at No. 2, by only 1,000 copies. More »
Oh my God, y’all. The dream is over. Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, citing “irreconcilable differences.” (Does this mean that the rest of his concerts are going to be canceled?) More »
A stark reminder that persons of dubious talent should try and schedule their buzz-generating shows before people actually hear the record in question: the New York Post is hearing rumors that Kevin Federline’s big coming-out party in New York City, which is scheduled for this Saturday at Webster… More »
