Two years ago, Ozzy Osbourne got a $2 million advance from the publishing company Little, Brown to write his memoirs. But the Prince Of Darkness is also apparently the Prince Of Blowing Deadlines, resulting in the book getting pushed back all the way to May of ’08. More »
Two years ago, Ozzy Osbourne got a $2 million advance from the publishing company Little, Brown to write his memoirs. But the Prince Of Darkness is also apparently the Prince Of Blowing Deadlines, resulting in the book getting pushed back all the way to May of ’08. More »
Holy crap, Ozzy is knocking over Vancouver convenience stores on the day before the day Baby Jesus wriggled free from Mary’s womb!
So when a North Dakota sheriff tricked a bunch of local petty criminals into getting themselves arrested in October, thanks to a sting operation promising the scofflaws a private party before an Ozzy Osbourne concert, the police even made a T-shirt in honor of the event, featuring a tres heavy… More »
Remember how we all thought that Ozzy, even taking into consideration the fact that he treated his body like a headbanging distillery for most of his career, was too young to appear as zonked as he did on The Osbournes without a little chemical help? Well it turns out the senility-victim vibe might have been all-natural, and not prescribed by a ne’er-do-well physician, as Ozzy tried to claim a few years back.
We all had a good laugh at that story about the Fargo, N.D. police department snookering a bunch of petty criminals into thinking they were attending a special party featuring free tickets to an Ozzy Osbourne concert, only to be hauled off for infractions like failure to pay child support or ignoring tickets and fines. Well, Ozzy isn’t chuckling. In fact he’s pretty damn pissed off.
Over the last few weeks, in the wake of the OiNK bust and whatnot, there has been a lot of loose talk that selling music, whether physical or digital, is a dead end and the future for working musicians is in touring and merch and liscensing. Well, to your left is the human face of all this theorizing. And he’s not doing well.
The police in Fargo, N.D., were trying to catch local residents who’d basically put their notices from the local authorities in their “to do” file, and as a result skipped out on paying fines, answering court summons, and paying child support. Seemingly at the end of their rope, they decided to throw a phony party for the scofflaws–without telling the invitees what the real purpose of said gathering was–before Ozzy Osbourne’s show the other night:
Ozzy Osbourne is very, very worried about Britney Spears, “this broken thing on television every night.” He says he sees a little of his old self in her current mental state, meaning the countdown has begun until she’s found squatting outside the Alamo. More »
Ozzy Osbourne is very, very worried about Britney Spears, “this broken thing on television every night.” He says he sees a little of his old self in her current mental state, meaning the countdown has begun until she’s found squatting outside the Alamo. More »