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Stewart Copeland: Keeping It Classy South Of The Border

jharv | December 6, 2007 9:30 am
jharv | December 6, 2007 9:30 am

stewiestew.jpgThe Police skinsman was totally busted after an interview with a Chilean newspaper turned into a minor international incident because he questioned the hotness of the country’s (female) president. In Stew’s defense, however, who among us hasn’t found themselves telling a reporter how many beers we’d need to have before we’d be able to bone the leader of a South American country?*

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Most Boring Member Of The Police To Finally Tell His Side Of The Story

jharv | October 31, 2007 2:30 am
jharv | October 31, 2007 2:30 am

policeregatta.jpgWhen it comes to Police-related documentaries, you’d think Hollywood types would bank on folks wanting to hear about Sting’s endless love or listen to Stewart Copeland bitch for two hours. But wild and crazy Andy Summers will be the first Policeman to bring his story to multiplexes, and what strange and sexy tales can fans expect amongst the “25,000 photos from his collection”?

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The Police Cancel ‘Unplugged’ Taping

noah | July 11, 2007 11:00 am
noah | July 11, 2007 11:00 am

If you can find a headline on the Police’s canceled Unplugged taping that doesn’t use the term “plug pulled,” you’ve got better Google News skills than I do. More »



noah | July 11, 2007 11:00 am
noah | July 11, 2007 11:00 am

If you can find a headline on the Police’s canceled Unplugged taping that doesn’t use the term “plug pulled,” you’ve got better Google News skills than I do. More »


What You Missed In Manchester

Brian Raftery | June 18, 2007 8:50 am
Brian Raftery | June 18, 2007 8:50 am

Ed. note: Over the weekend, thousands of music fans headed to Manchester, Tenn., for the annual Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival; while there, many of these attendees chose to spend their between-set downtime by either a) placing peyote under their eyelids or b) writing about how it was all, like,… More »


Stewart Copeland Suddenly Remembers That He Hates Sting

Brian Raftery | June 1, 2007 8:47 am
Brian Raftery | June 1, 2007 8:47 am

stewww.jpgWell, that didn’t take long: Yesterday, the Police reunion tour began its inevitable meltdown, with drummer Stewart Copeland posting a 700-word rant in which he accuses Sting of acting like a “petulant pansy” and bemoans the fact that the band is “playing avant-garde twelve-tone hodgepodges.”

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The Return Of The Original “Fall Out” Boys

Brian Raftery | May 29, 2007 9:30 am
Brian Raftery | May 29, 2007 9:30 am

Say this much for Sting: He may be a bit of a ponce nowadays, but–as demonstrated during last night’s Police show in Vancouver–the man knows the the fine art of self-homage. More »


Liner Notes: Would You Buy A Used Llama Harness From This Man?

Brian Raftery | April 5, 2007 1:15 am
Brian Raftery | April 5, 2007 1:15 am

– Lawyers for the Jacksons are trying to prevent an auction of family memorabilia from taking place in Las Vegas next month; the lot includes more than 1,000 items, including a signed “Victory” tour program, a Thriller gold record and two of the snakes from La Toya’s 1989 Playboy shoot. More »


The Police Remain The Kings Of Payin’

Brian Raftery | February 26, 2007 2:30 am
Brian Raftery | February 26, 2007 2:30 am

policegrammys.jpgEveryone knows that the Police reunion tour is going to make the band members rich–or at least richer than they used to be, which is pretty good when you consider that most of them can afford to buy private islands and to train monkeys to work as butlers. But a tipster just sent along some info on what the trio will be making on its summer tour, and let’s just say their new paydays are many miles away higher than we expected.

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Opportunity To Purchase Police Tickets May Be Almost As Expensive As Tickets Themselves

noah | February 21, 2007 2:08 am
noah | February 21, 2007 2:08 am

Someone’s hoping that at least one poor–yet moneyed–Police fanboy is trolling Craigslist today: THE POLICE 30th Year Anniversary!! More »