Before you shell out a few hundred bucks this week for the Police reunion, take warning: Sting is still as prickly as ever, and while we don’t expect widespread luting*, it seems like the band could implode even sooner than we predicted. More »
– The Police reunion tour will include a headlining slot at Bonnaroo. Since the Police were one of the few watchable things about last night’s Grammy telecast, our normal “curse of Sting” jokes will take a breather today. More »
– Thanks to a case of appendicitis, R. Kelly will miss today’s court date for his child-pornography trial. Thankfully, Kelly’s already written a song about the surgery, titled “Incision (Remix).” [Chicago Sun-Times] – The Police may perform at Chicago’s Wrigley Field this July. More »
From time to time, Idolator foretells the future with The Trajectory(TM), in which we chronicle an important musical event before it even occurs. After the click-through, our predictions for the Police reunion, which will start with a Grammy-opening performance on Feb. 11: