A few weeks ago, our hot-rodding pals over at Jalopnik posted an item about country oaf Toby Keith’s new ads for Ford trucks. More »
Well, you can’t say that Ford doesn’t know when to strike when the iron’s hot. In the wake of Chevrolet earning scorn from the right wing because of its John Cougar Mellencamp-scored ad, Ford has released its brand-new ad, which stars Republican-loving hulk Toby Keith. Keith spouts a couple of night-MBA-class phrases before launching into what our bretheren at Jalopnik have aptly termed an “Amerigasm,” all the while brandishing a Ford-branded guitar. Yee-ha!
After the jump, the lyrics to Keith’s song, in which he totally runs with the idea of sexing up the phrase “Built Ford Tough.”