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Anti-Vocoder Lobby Going Just A Bit Too Far In Guyana

noah | February 23, 2009 2:00 am
noah | February 23, 2009 2:00 am

T-Pain has canceled a Carnival-themed show in the… More »


No, Seriously, Animal Collective Fans Are The Craziest

noah | December 17, 2008 10:00 am
noah | December 17, 2008 10:00 am

This morning, an e-mail purporting to be from one of the members of the avant-garde outfit/insane fanboy breeders Animal Collective went out, and the e-mail was a plea for the rest of their forthcoming album, Merriweather Post Pavilion, to leak because, hey, two songs had made their way to the Internet already. “[The] album is intended to be heard as a whole, and nothing bothers us more than individual tracks leaking and ruining the the overall album experience,” the e-mail said. And it was in all lower-case, so it had to be the real thing! Right?

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Justin Timberlake Wants You To Use That Hole In That Box For Something Else

noah | October 16, 2008 8:53 am
noah | October 16, 2008 8:53 am


It’s been almost two years since Justin Timberlake donned a pair of Color Me Badd pants and sang about giving his ladyfriend a Very Special Christmas Box, which I guess means that enough time has passed for “Dick In A Box” to become source material for a song about Very Important Things. Above, Timberlake (with girlfriend Jessica Biel) turns his ode to giving the best present of all into… a song about sticking your ballot into that hole in that box. Unfortunately, pretty Christmas wrapping, Andy Samberg, and the concept of “being funny through something besides extreme awkwardness on Timberlake’s part” are nowhere to be seen, so why not clear your brain out with the original, which we’ve placed after the jump.

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Jess Harvell | March 17, 2008 11:15 am
Jess Harvell | March 17, 2008 11:15 am

Authorities were called in after the body of Ola Brunkert, drummer for pop giants Abba, was discovered in his Spanish garden over the weekend, but rather than uncovering foul play, they learned that Brunckert had merely “hit his head against a glass door in his dining room, shattering the glass and… More »


Jess Harvell | March 12, 2008 9:45 am
Jess Harvell | March 12, 2008 9:45 am

Attention fans of outdoor summertime concerts/the global overpopulation epidemic: “Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves.” More »


noah | March 5, 2008 4:30 am
noah | March 5, 2008 4:30 am

As it turns out, the spate of leak-blog deletions that I reported yesterday isn’t the result of Mariah Carey’s people coming down hard–it’s the fallout from a leak-blog war where, as Crazy World Of Music’s Vicki describes it, “The blog gets hacked and I had to change my password for 4 hours… More »



Britney Spears Drops New Single, Falls Even Further Into Post-Post-Postmodern Hell

noah | March 3, 2008 12:10 pm
noah | March 3, 2008 12:10 pm

A new Britney Spears song just premiered on Ryan Seacrest’s soon-to-be-nationwide radio show, and for some reason Britney, who still has a whole album’s worth of good dance-pop tunes to release to radio, is now lowering herself to duet with that chick from The Hills who made the really crummy music… More »


Lil Jon’s Winery: Really?

noah | February 29, 2008 3:10 am
noah | February 29, 2008 3:10 am

A few gossip blogs are claiming that Little Jonathan Winery is actually the brainchild of one Lil Jon, so get out your pimp cups, etc., etc. Now, it’s nothing new for musicians to head into the grape fields in search of new revenue streams (especially given all the problems Jon’s label, TVT, has… More »


Taser’s Holster/MP3 Player: For When You Need Musical Accompaniment For Your Victim’s Pleas For Mercy

noah | January 7, 2008 5:20 am
noah | January 7, 2008 5:20 am


noah | January 3, 2008 4:30 am
noah | January 3, 2008 4:30 am

A sign that the “celebrity” DJ trend is not only scraping the bottom of the barrel, it’s oozing through the barrel’s slats and onto the gum-studded pavement surrounding it reached my inbox this morning: “Amy Fisher is back and will be hitting the turntables as a guest DJ, Friday January 4, 2008 at… More »


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