The Spice Girls Furniture Line To Bring Chairs That Look Like Trashy Platforms Back

noah | October 22, 2007 2:30 am
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Or so we hope. Yes, the reunited girl group is in negotiations to launch a furniture line in conjunction with an “unnamed Norwegian sofa group,” according to the Guardian. And I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to posit that the Scary Spice line will include at least one piece that looks like the “tasteful” chair at left, because check out this tidbit from the unnamed source who spilled the down out of the pillow: “As well as tasteful animal prints, floral wallpaper and patterned lampshades, the plan is to extend the modern, uber-cool range to include luxurious mirrors in every colour of the rainbow.” See? Tasteful! Also, can someone please let me know how a mirror can be “luxurious”? Because the only luxury I want from my mirrors is for them to make my blog-ass look smaller, thanks very much.

Nothing says ‘girl power’ like floral wallpaper and tasteful animal prints [Guardian]

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