“Can you see this Jon Bon Jovi/LeAnn Rimes video?” Maura just asked. “I want to know if Jon and LeAnn are making out in it.”
Well they’re not “making out” but they’re kind of…nuzzling? Ugh. It’s pretty gross, y’all. Did you know Jon Bon is 20 years older than LeAnn. Slippery When Wet hit before she enrolled in preschool. Now he’s breathing in her ear while she’s dressed in fancy underwear? Today I’ve somehow seen more leathery lovin’ before noon than I really needed to see all week.