Which Rapper Spent Christmas Pretending To Be Miley Cyrus?

Dec 27th, 2007 // 6 Comments

hannahmongangsta.jpgAnd now for a heartwarming holiday tale about how a buncha California Christians got profanely Rick (Ross) Rolled: “The family bought a Disney channel CD that was supposed to have Hannah Montana playing on it,” reports the local CBS News affiliate. “Instead they heard graphic gangster rap coming out of their radio. The artist on the CD, labeled Disney Channel Hits, shouts the ‘F’ word and the ‘N’ word. It’s real explicit stuff that kids should not hear, especially in a gift delivered from Santa.” Delivered from…Santa? Well actually Toys R Us, the overly twee reporters of CBS13 note, where “Santa’s helpers” picked the CD out, and neither Toys R Us nor Disney knows who’s responsible for the prank/mix-up/hilarious scarring of young psyches. But the audio clip included with the story is too tantalizingly brief to gauge which rapper was responsible for stealing Christmas. So who (we ask you) was shouting those awful words?

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Local Father Says “Hannah Montana” Gift Went Wrong [CBS13 News, via Consumerist]

  1. Rob Murphy

    It’s clearly the Jonas Brothers feat. T-Pain. The vocodering gives it away.

  2. Al Shipley

    I can’t listen to the audio clip at work, but the XXL news story on this says that the song in the clip is “I Love You” by Juelz Santana and Cam’ron from the first Diplomatic Immunity album. Shame you didn’t have that info to work in a Santa/Santana joke at press time.

  3. Maura Johnston

    i’m really hoping this whole kerfuffle is actually a sign that juelz will be at tonight’s hm/mc show at nassau coliseum.

  4. Anonymous

    @GovernmentNames: Well there goes my wild hope that it was Jim Jones’s “Dipset X-Mas Time”.

  5. RodneyJ

    I’ll vote Jimmy, since it’s the closest.

  6. Butch Huskey

    does nobody at idolator have google access? i typed in the lyrics i got Diplomats just like the guy above

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