Madonna Plays Master And Servant With The Two Timbs

madonna.jpgSure, British tabloids exist to exaggerate, but even accounting for a purple-tipped editing pen being used to punch up these rumors straight from the London set of Madonna’s next video, we’re already a little wary about the premiere of the final product. But maybe you’ve long harbored secret fantasies about engaging in S&M with bodybuilding pop superproducers?

We can reveal that in the promo Madge plays – wait for it – a pimp who rescues the planet in an impressive 240 seconds.

And it gets better…

Justin Timberlake and US producer Timbaland play her bitches.

The video has been shot over three days in a top-secret location in West London, and included a gruelling all-night shoot yesterday.
In the sexually charged video, Madge cracks the whip and gets her slaves, Justin and Timbaland, to do whatever she wants as she towers over their quivering bodies in killer heels.

Madonna “whipping” Timbaland. Well that certainly qualifies for the all-time Do Not Want list. Maybe this is karmic punishment for both JT and Tim helping to inflict the “Ayo Technology” video on the planet? But if so, why do we have to suffer too?

Queen Of Pop Madonna Cracks The Whip On Justin Timberlake And Timbaland [Mirror]

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  • Rob Murphy

    Madge, will your constant attempts to “reinvent” yourself and make yourself relevant again ever cease to stop “shocking” us???

    Oh, wait…

  • Rob Murphy

    @DHMBIB: Moron, that didn’t come out right at all.

    show yourself out.

    P.S. There’s a Shock Value joke in here somewhere too.

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  • The Notorious T

    Oh look. Guy Ritchie’s wife is trying to provoke us into reconsidering the way we think about sex…with grandmothers.

  • extracrispy

    I just can’t see Timbaland doing this. Doesn’t seem like his style.

  • revmatty

    Wait, wasn’t this her schtick in like 1992? But with Vanilla Ice in place of Timberlake? This is the sort of deja vu I don’t need.

  • Rob Murphy

    I have to admit — I’m kinda interested to hear the track. Presumably Tim-&-Tim collaborate with her on the track and are not just in the video, right? Timbaland and Nelly Furtado created some brilliant stuff together a couple of years ago, and I never would’ve thought that collaboration would produce anything worthwhile. Madonna and Timbaland — with JT along for the ride — you have my attention.

    On the other hand, there is always the possibility of “Me Against The Music”-esque craptacularity.

  • Anonymous

    @extracrispy: Then again, who’d have thought OneRepublic was his style, either?

  • doctaj

    still proving bell hooks right, 15 years after the “power to the pussy” essay…

  • Anonymous

    Where’s Big Daddy Kane??

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