This Just In: John McCain Doesn’t Hate All Celebrities–Just Those Who Don’t Want To Vote For Him
People are surprised by Daddy Yankee’s endorsement of John McCain, but really, shouldn’t the fact that the reggaeton singer’s New York City record-release party was sponsored by rightward-leaning piss substitute Coors Light have been a hint that dude isn’t exactly going door to door for [insert lefty cause here]? (And how well-timed is this press blitz around the release of his album, anyway? Some reporters just refuse to admit that they’re being played, I tell you.) Next thing you know, people will be shocked, shocked to relearn that Toby Keith is a Demo–sigh. [AFP]