We know what you’re thinking: Daft Punk‘s “Get Lucky” is just too polished, too groovy. What it needs is a club-rap toad croaking over Nile Rodgers‘ opening riffs. Well you’re in luck! A remix featuring Pitbull (or a really skilled impersonator) has hit the Web. As you might expect, Pitbull pounces onto the track like, well, a rabid pitbull onto a helpless toddler, with only one goal in mind: mindlessly rip the life out of this thing as quickly as possible. Pit’s verse is oh so successful in that goal, offering up hallmarks of douchery like yachts, slot machines and Michael Jordan‘s wedding.
By the grace of some higher power, Mr. Worldwide only decided to offer up an opening verse, thus the warm disco flicker of the remainder of the song serves as an essential Men in Black memory wipe. Click through if you really want to put yourself through such trauma.