Looking Back On A Week Where Even This Guy Felt A Little Like Fat Elvis
– Uncle Kracker arrested! Eagle-Eye Cherry’s whereabouts still unknown. – Elvis Week: A lot like a regular week with a lot of little Elvis related news items. – We listened to the Eagles comeback single and told our sense of impotent rage to take it easy. – We bid a sad farewell to one of the most important drummers in the history of jazz. Hell, one of the most important drummers no matter what you’re into. – We tracked the comings and goings of a very small penis. – Did “classic rock” help to cripple rock? Who cares, brah, it’s two-fer Tuesday. – Wikipedia users found out that nothing ever gets erased from the internet ever. – Teenage pop star develops social conscience, possibly because she was denied the chance to participate in high school’s “Model United Nations.” – We’re totally hot for their bods. – Van Halen tried to airbrush Michael Anthony out of the band’s history. And he was easily the most likeable one since DLR quit. – Dave Mustaine never did get back to us.
