Courtney Love: A Depressionista With A Plan

Courtney Love is back on the blog, and she has a few things to say about her impending menstruation-related sponsorships: “hey kids, were in a fucking DEPRESSIONwhere those ankle-cuffish things she was wearing the other day came from (dryrotted lace! uh, ick), she gets into some exciting news: She wants to bring back the mid-’90s—who among us, etc.—via a package tour that has a 50/50 male-female performer split. Is it an impossible dream?

‘now jason hadnt the right to state the Ostensible amount of sponsorships, but if you think theres some magical major label world after MCR and Coldplay are done in the world of major label dom , your dreaming, theres no money baby, its all done gone, and since we do sell sin stocks wether its White Stripes or MADM auf der mar or QOTSA or Kings of Leon ( Leon once told me i was quite “buxom” he didnt know who i was i found that charming in a wierd snake handler sort iof way) i think we should make a really excellent festival, all of the bands that dont fit on warped and on ozzfest i think its time andwhen i think i tend to take action, dont you? well its time to take a little action, theres enough women in this situation now to make the gender stuff equal once again so in Canada and North America itd be really really cool and the male to female musician and dj ratio would be almost even . FIRST TIME SINCE THE MID NINETIES

Given that this week has been all about the awesome female-fronted bands, I have to say that her timing couldn’t be better should she pull this off. And of course, the economy being in the crapper and the marked improvement in music is making me a bit giddy. For example, does this mean more movies like The Snapper and less mumblecore? Will Wale parlay his Mixtape About Nothing into a nu-Seinfeld on cable? Should I go get my baggy sweaters out of my parents’ basement? (Also, I don’t have to wear those lace things, do I?)

well ill bore you for a few paragraphs then i promise i WONT!! [Courtney Love’s MySpace Blog]