The Summer 2014 Idolator Video Floppy Awards: Alison Gold, Farrah Abraham, Avril Lavigne, Lady Gaga & More Sweep The Floppys!
BEST BATHHOUSE LATE-NIGHT LOOP PLAYING TO AN EMPTY, SLOWLY MILDEWING SEX DUNGEON: Cher, “Take It Like A Man (7th Heaven Remix)” — [Insert Cher tongue motion here]
BEST TRIBUTE TO THE DOCUMENTARY BLACKFISH: Mariah Carey, “You’re Mine (Eternal)” — Fun fact: The Elusive Chanteuse required an industrial-size vat of body glitter, 20,000 pounds of herring and 13 marine biologists to be on set at all times.
WORST SELF-IMMOLATION OF A ONCE-FLAWLESS CAREER: Lady Gaga, “Do What U Want” & “G.U.Y.” (tie) — Thankfully, Little Monsters still reeling from the ARTPOPalypse can access services via the Born This Way Foundation. Er…right?
