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Review: Britney Spears’ ‘Blackout’

jharv | October 30, 2007 12:05 pm
jharv | October 30, 2007 12:05 pm

From the list of things San Francisco Chronicle writer Aidin Vaziri would rather do than subject himself to Britney’s Blackout: “(3) Eat the Malibu chicken platter at Sizzler… More »


The New Simian Mobile Disco Video Will Probably Make You Lose Your Cookies

jharv | October 30, 2007 11:45 am
jharv | October 30, 2007 11:45 am

Writing about Hostel 2 recently, Rich Juzwiak raised the old question about the infamous I Spit On Your Grave: “Is this director Meir Zarchi’s parable for women’s struggles and the strength needed to overcome them, or is it a 20-minute porno wrapped in 80 minutes of bullshit?” More »


Hannah Montana Draws Attention From The Feds

jharv | October 30, 2007 11:10 am
jharv | October 30, 2007 11:10 am

hannah.jpgAs the infamously sold out Hannah Montana tour continues leaving its trail of broken hearts and tear-stained Disney merchandise across the country, it has attracted the attention of Richmond Federal Reserve, which thinks ticket prices for the tour weren’t high enough to begin with, at least if the prices parents were willing to pay in the secondary market are any indication. The Fed then raises an interesting question: Should the entire big-money concert market just work like eBay?

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noah | October 30, 2007 10:55 am
noah | October 30, 2007 10:55 am

The father of troubled songbird Amy Winehouse is fretting that her recent conviction for marijuana possession in Norway will result in her not being able to return to the United States for promotional appearances–although judging by the rush on black bouffant wigs this Halloween, this country is… More »


Amy Winehouse’s Father Worries

noah | October 30, 2007 10:55 am
noah | October 30, 2007 10:55 am

The father of troubled songbird Amy Winehouse is fretting that her recent conviction for marijuana possession in Norway will result in her not being able to return to the United States for promotional appearances–although judging by the rush on black bouffant wigs this Halloween, this country is… More »


The Music Industry: Still Profitable (Provided You’re Dead)

jharv | October 30, 2007 10:35 am
jharv | October 30, 2007 10:35 am

deadelvis.jpgAttention destitute musicians wondering how to make a buck in this mixed-up musical economy: Judging by how many musicians appear in Forbes magazine’s list of the “Top-Earning Dead Celebrities,” the answer might be the dirt nap.

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Blake Lewis Makes A Break For It

noah | October 30, 2007 10:00 am
noah | October 30, 2007 10:00 am

blakeeeee.jpgARTIST: Blake Lewis
TITLE: “Break Another”
WEB DEBUT: Oct. 30, 2007

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noah | October 30, 2007 9:52 am
noah | October 30, 2007 9:52 am

Actual, audible proof that Axl Rose has actually been in a recording studio sometime in the past few years: The Sebastian Bach cover of Aerosmith’s “Back In The Saddle” that he cameos on–from the sound of this pretty low-quality radio rip, Rose pretty much replicates Steven Tyler’s original vocal… More »


Audible Proof of Axl Rose in a Recording Studio

noah | October 30, 2007 9:52 am
noah | October 30, 2007 9:52 am

Actual, audible proof that Axl Rose has actually been in a recording studio sometime in the past few years: The Sebastian Bach cover of Aerosmith’s “Back In The Saddle” that he cameos on–from the sound of this pretty low-quality radio rip, Rose pretty much replicates Steven Tyler’s original vocal… More »



This Just In: Jennifer Lopez May Not Be Worth The Money She’s Demanding From Sony

noah | October 30, 2007 9:30 am
noah | October 30, 2007 9:30 am

brave.PNGHer new album may be tanking faster than you can say “Songs About Girls,” but that hasn’t stopped Jennifer Lopez from demanding that her label, Sony BMG, shell out a lot of cash to cater to her whims.

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