So Maura and Kate are going to the Fall Out Boy concert at Madison Square Garden tonight. If it’s anything like Alex’s trip to the Pete Wentz signing this week, they’ll be surrounded by teenagers half-deranged with the horny, screaming like flipped-open Pez dispensers. That should be fun, right? Side note: Did you know that there’s a whole site devoted to Fall Out Boy frontman Patrick Stump’s thighs? I didn’t either, until a kindly reader pointed us in its direction. And when I considered that today I had already seen fake Fergie labia and Bon Jovi giving LeAnn Rimes butterfly kisses, I figured what the hell and clicked. On the plus side, I’ve decided against joining a gym. On the negative, I’ve suffered some sort of retinal damage. Um, there’s also a FOB thigh-related video after the jump if you (by which I mean this guy) dare.
Fall Out Boy’s Thighs: Because Naked Fergie Wasn’t Enough Today
November 14th, 2007 // 11 Comments