R. Kelly Actually Named His Autobiography ‘Soula Coaster: The Diary Of Me’

If you’ve ever wanted to go into the mind that came up with the world’s most baffling musical opus “Trapped In The Closet”, R. Kelly has written an autobiography and given it a title worthy of the man it’s about: Soula Coaster: The Diary Of Me. (That’s almost as good a title as Black Panties.) The cover features Kells, dressed in a tux and posing like Jesus on the red carpet, standing among many, many microphones and no people. If we figured out the metaphor correctly, that’s kind of a bummer, no?