Katy Perry Takes Trolling To New Heights

Mike Wass | April 14, 2017 1:57 pm
Katy Perry's "Chained To The Rhythm" Video
Katy Perry visits Oblivia in her dazzling "Chained To The Rhythm" video.

Katy Perry is my favorite troll. The pop star, who recently debuted a shorter, blonder pixie cut, was snapped walking into a recording studio in LA holding a folder marked “Top Secret.” And if you were in any doubt about its contents, she also labeled it “KP4.” Cute. With any luck the package contains the lyrics (or better yet, the cover art) of the hitmaker’s next single. “Chained To The Rhythm” has run its course at this point and Katy Cats, myself included, are patiently waiting for new music.

The 32-year-old certainly has a lot to chose from. Over the past couple of months, Katy has shared several snippets on social media including an updated version of 2016 demo “Witness,” racy bop “Bon App├ętit,” a song I assume is called “Goddess,” another that may or may not be called “Glow” and that weird political chant. The superstar promised to drop a series of singles before the album is released in what she called a bite-sized roll-out and I have to admit I’m starting to get a little hungry. C’mon Katy, open the kitchen.

What would you give to look inside that folder? Let us know below, or by hitting us up on Facebook and Twitter!